Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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