dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just found a bag of teeth...
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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