R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
