Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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