you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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