Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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