I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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