You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I lost the right to judge tonight
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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