Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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