Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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