Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Do plants get herpes?
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