David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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