summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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