: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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