I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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