I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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