Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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