i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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