You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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