is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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