Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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