I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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