i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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