Ambien. No doubt about it.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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