Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
