The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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