everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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