I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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