nut hugger
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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