Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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