Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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