East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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