I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
