Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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