What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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