I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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