Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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