some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
