Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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