So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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