People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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