Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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