you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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