Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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