Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
