Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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