And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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