Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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