Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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