The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
should my penis look like a turkey
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
