i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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