yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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