David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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