if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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