you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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