I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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