my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Randomize
