i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think your dad took our porno
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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