god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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